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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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