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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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