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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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