Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.