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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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