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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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