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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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