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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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