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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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