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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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