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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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