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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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