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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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