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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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