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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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