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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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