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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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