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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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