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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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