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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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