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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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