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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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