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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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