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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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