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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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