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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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