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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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