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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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