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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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