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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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