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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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