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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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