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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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