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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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