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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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