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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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