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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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