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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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