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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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