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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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