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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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