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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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