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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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