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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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