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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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