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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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