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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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