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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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