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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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