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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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