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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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