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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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