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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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